For you (us?) old timers.



ATD - at the doctor.

BFF - best friend fell.

BTW - bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

FWIW - forgot where I was.

GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA - got heartburn again.

IMHO - is my hearing on?

LMDO - laughing my dentures out.

OMMR - on my massage recliner.

ORF - old retired fart.

ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

TTYL - talk to you louder!